faeiouck: shady-bacon: faeiouck: “all slytherins are evil” “all gryffindors are good guys” “ravenclaws are nothing but nerds” “hufflepuffs don’t do anything” Name one evil Gryffindor. One. peTER PETTIGREW YOU LITTLE SHIT DO NOT QUESTION ME
karkaties: if i lay here if i just lay here yep im just laying here not gonna stop laying here
hidden-agender: shorm: mycroft-queenofcake: iamjayse: thenerdfighterkid: slydig: tsarbucks: slydig: dont be mean be median or mode damn math fandom bloggers shut up we have a good range of jokes this is our domain guys we’re forgetting the point of this post and going off on a tangent how did a three-word post cos this many puns Truly it’s a cardinal sine.
brolinstolemyheart: I’m pretty sure “I miss Merlin” is just a part of my personality now.
liketogethertogether: homoerotic-confections: grandma has been run over by a reindeer every Christmas eve since 1979 and frankly i’m beginning to believe it isn’t an accident #so get this #you know that christmas song
ALRIGHT YOU LITTLE SHITS
dreamwurks: hacheload: rosenkristall: TUMBLR AND IT’S FUTURE IS AT STAKE HERE SIGN AND REBLOG IF YOU WANT TO SAVE TUMBLR FROM YAHOO SIGNAL BOOST HOLY FUCKING SHIT, I CHECKED AND THIS IS NOT A DRILL I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL. We need 5,000,000 signatures i know there’s enough bloggers out there hell sign twice using different emails.
meladoodle: we’re terribly sorry, but you can’t put your disobedient child in the stowaway luggage, you’re just going to have to carry on your wayward son
arrest-the-scarf: jaredpotterloki: when i say i like harry potter i don’t mean yeah hp is pretty cool i mean i have literally grown up with it surrounding my life i have been reading and rereading the books for as long as i can remember and i can quote the movies word for word and my hogwarts house is a massive part of my identity and it actually physically pains me that i never got my...
backyardskills: jaclcfrost: five months five months of this year have already gone by you’ve made it five months of this year and i’m proud of you oh god i’ve wasted 5 months
144 days since Arthur's death
spoken-not-written: emjayelle: anothermatterentirely: We believed moral to be improving, but recent data has shown this is not true. I’m still not okay. No true changes have been observed. We now believe the situation’s as dire as it was on Christmas Eve. Further developments aren’t forthcoming.
teenagesophiebennett: you know parents make such a big deal about explaining homosexuality to their children but when I was a kid I watched a show where one of the villains was a satanic cross-dressing lobster and never once questioned it
ungothic: have you ever been so obsessed with something that it made you angry because you physically cannot shut the fuck up about it
jeynepooling: prayer circle willas and garlan end up leading an army of unicorns that vanquish the white walkers with their obsidian unicorn horns and then conquer westeros so D&D can cry about the mistake they made
Thorin: I'm going to reclaim my lost homeland from a living embodiment of death and greed.
Gandalf: Hey, can I bring my friend?
Gandalf: He needs to get out of the house more.
psychoticmist: if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
815friendlyreminders: Friendly reminder that Ben committed genocide. ✿◕‿◕✿
richwhitelesbian: i mean you COULD blog about feminism, or you could enjoy the web as it was originally intended: to share military codes and messages 2 help win the cold war
earl-of-lymongrab: interwar: do you ever just look at children of couples in films or television shows and go no you are genetically impossible that is not a dominant allele Apparently so does Ned Stark.